[Approved] The Bald and the Beautiful
07-28-2024, 11:01 PM
Reward: Sniper
Your in-game name: Bald_Rifle_Sergeant
Reason: My application is long overdue. I’d say 70% of my kills are from sniping, but occasionally have to get my hands dirty with a bayonet. As the most legendary rifleman on the server, one who's never played arty, my bald head shines so brightly that it blinds the enemy, making them easy targets for my impeccable sniping skills. There’s not a single battlefield where my polished cranium hasn’t turned the tide in our favor. In fact, it’s been whispered among the rankers that my head has its own kill count. Whether it’s popping off enemies from a mile away or dazzling them with my reflective prowess, Baldy is the sniper defenders never knew they needed, but can’t live without. Napoleon himself quivers with fear at the mere mention of me. Thomas Plunket is a mere amateur in comparison. Wellington once admitted his cause would be forlorn without his best bald sergeant (and to a lesser extent, Sharpe).
Evidence: 9th place on April 2019 leaderboard with 9100 kills (as Boris_Johnson), 6th place Sept 2019 with 8300 kills (as Boris), 2nd place Dec 2019 with 14700 kills (as Boris), 9th place Feb 2021 with 7800 kills (as Capable_Rifle_Sergeant), 2nd place May 2023 with 10500 kills (as Capable), 2nd place March 2024 with 14600 kills (as Baldy), 8th place in most recent reset with 6500 kills inc. best k/d.
Your in-game name: Bald_Rifle_Sergeant
Reason: My application is long overdue. I’d say 70% of my kills are from sniping, but occasionally have to get my hands dirty with a bayonet. As the most legendary rifleman on the server, one who's never played arty, my bald head shines so brightly that it blinds the enemy, making them easy targets for my impeccable sniping skills. There’s not a single battlefield where my polished cranium hasn’t turned the tide in our favor. In fact, it’s been whispered among the rankers that my head has its own kill count. Whether it’s popping off enemies from a mile away or dazzling them with my reflective prowess, Baldy is the sniper defenders never knew they needed, but can’t live without. Napoleon himself quivers with fear at the mere mention of me. Thomas Plunket is a mere amateur in comparison. Wellington once admitted his cause would be forlorn without his best bald sergeant (and to a lesser extent, Sharpe).
Evidence: 9th place on April 2019 leaderboard with 9100 kills (as Boris_Johnson), 6th place Sept 2019 with 8300 kills (as Boris), 2nd place Dec 2019 with 14700 kills (as Boris), 9th place Feb 2021 with 7800 kills (as Capable_Rifle_Sergeant), 2nd place May 2023 with 10500 kills (as Capable), 2nd place March 2024 with 14600 kills (as Baldy), 8th place in most recent reset with 6500 kills inc. best k/d.
Somewhat Bald Rifle Sergeant